I hereby resign my duty as a groom.
Why? Now? Are you out of your mind?
I changed my religion.
That won’t be a problem.
My new religion strictly says that I cannot possibly marry a refrigerator. Even if I am sure that it is actually a ‘she’.
And your old religion allow you to do such?
No, it also didn’t.
So how come you even proposed at first?
I wasn’t religious.